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Published in Germany - Social interactions and entertainment - 12 - 29 Aug 18 10:32

hello dear edom citizens

here I am today to present you with first interview of my E-life

here we go

when he accepted my request for interview I was so happy and felt honored and at the same time so nervous
anyways we met and and well enough with my bs

Q: would you please introduce yourself to our readers

A: I dont have a name I m just a special hamster I m 491 days old thats all

Q: what do you do ??

A: I m responsible for servers running smoothly I have a tape and I m always running on it since I m aware of my existence

Q: talking of server many people blame you for servers lagging what do you have to say in your defense ??

A: I m always running as fast as I can and I never slack problem is players clicking tickles me in time I got used to it but when many people click at once I slow down and laugh but I promise I will try to raise my limits of tolerance

another problem is my work place is under the place servers located when many people start crying ceiling starts leaking and I need to call repairman last time Slovenia lost its capital for example my place almost flooded with tears
that I can not do much about

Q: who are you working for and are they taking good care of you??

A: I work for admins and they feed me very well

Q: do you rest at all?

A: during maintenance times I rest a bit and eat nuts

Q : any last words for our readers??

A: I love you all and I hope you appreciate my hard job of running non stop

I hope you enjoyed my brief interview

Kind regards

Kaveh

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Comments (12)

29 Aug 18 10:33
Kaveh

first denied

29 Aug 18 10:37
Test

second denied

29 Aug 18 10:38
CelioMG

third denied

29 Aug 18 11:03
Valuk

approved

29 Aug 18 11:20
Eddie the Lama

Fourth Denied

29 Aug 18 11:43
BosniakTurk

Reported

29 Aug 18 11:58
42520

Fifth denied

29 Aug 18 12:25
realjota

awesome, brutal interview

29 Aug 18 13:03
TheShrek

are you on drugs?

29 Aug 18 14:40
John Constantine

sixth denied

29 Aug 18 17:43
Rosiel

this article is nuts -

31 Aug 18 05:02
Tiara

He or she?