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Published in Germany - Social interactions and entertainment - 2 - 16 Oct 18 15:29


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After the doing the quests for the Bards College. I am now officially a bard. And as a bard Im bored. 

Welcome to the most useless newspaper of the game!

Bolster your spirits, take a seat and grab an ale! 

And also dont forget to tip the bard. 

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Ragnar the Red

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red,
Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade,
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made.

But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red,
When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;

Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead,
Now I think its high time that you lie down and bleed!

And so then came clashing and slashing of steel,
As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal.

And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!

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Comments (2)

16 Oct 18 15:34
Kaveh

best bard ever o/

16 Oct 18 21:24
HiuMan

Awesome o7