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§ 11: Domen5.25 joins Slovenia, it immediately gets wiped. [BREAKING NEWS] |

Published in China - Warfare analysis - 16 - 10 Nov 18 13:53

Greetings to the latest edition of § 11!

Today we have witnessed an unlikely and amusing breakdown of events concerning our favourite Q5 airs monger Domen5.25. After more than 4 months of waiting he has been accepted Slovenian Citizenship. There had been a great welcoming party on main chat celebrating the return of Slovenia´s favourite traitor. Slovenes had been shouting ˝Domen je naš˝ (domen is ours) and drinking beer long into the night they forgot to put some extra muscles they just gained to good use. And they got wiped off the map (again). Main casualty of this wipe was Gezi Park, now known by the name SLoLvenia who was transferred to hospital after losing his remaining index finger. As we speak they are trying to transplant a new synthetic finger so he would be able to continue his holy war.

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BREAKING NEWS!
It appears that there have been found 2 new traitors to Slovenia which cost them the victory:




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http://shrani.si/f/20/sF/44qhDea1/a-liar.jpg




It appears that Slovenes really have no luck in this war as soon as the rehabilitate one traitor, 2 new emerge like the heads from chopped neck of scylla.



https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/007/822/831/large/sebastian-rodriguez-sebastian-rodriguez-scylla.jpg

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Comments (16)

10 Nov 18 13:54
Skr1pt

Edit your images o7

10 Nov 18 14:21
The Godfather

Hail Domen !! Make Slovakia great again !

10 Nov 18 14:33
Febo

Why Germany cant attack?

10 Nov 18 14:35
Valuk

Attack who Febo? We are attacking Ukraine

10 Nov 18 16:11
Tiara

Relax valuk89. Someday, you will be wiped too ;)

10 Nov 18 16:15
Lepotec

One thing is being a troll and other is being a liar... well done valuk, you surprised me again (and not in a good way)

10 Nov 18 16:18
DonG

Hail hydra

10 Nov 18 19:13
ambru

KRAAAAKEN RELASED ONCE AGAIN!!!!

10 Nov 18 19:52
ambru

KRAAAAKEN RELASED ONCE AGAIN!!!!

10 Nov 18 23:53
Valuk

Lepotec, why are you calling me a liar? Check the battle data, is it fabricated in game and in edomtools.com ? You, unroberto and few other minor fish made a billion damage for Hungary. Where were you located when you were hitting? What was the colour of the button? Did you gain any TP medals?

11 Nov 18 00:41
Ainz Ooal Gown

ahaha good one :D

11 Nov 18 01:34
Lepotec

Valuk because you are one. You are calling me a traitor, although Im not. Here is some proof of me NOT being a traitor, and you being a liar http://prntscr.com/lgx233

11 Nov 18 01:51
Valuk

There appears to be a feature(bug) or something. Whichever API data I check it gives me you and unroberto did damage for hungary: http://prntscr.com/lgx7ss http://prntscr.com/lgx84r

11 Nov 18 02:11
Lepotec

And I should care why? You made an article about me being a traitor, while i am not. Liar. Unless you want to say that in your case this is just an honest mistake? Fine. I have no problem with that. But in that case honest mistake is also unintentionally shooting for wrong side... That means that those guys in Slovenia who shot for Hungary by mistake are traitors as much as you are a liar. So how is it gonna be? Are you a liar or not? Or you think there should be double standards for you?

11 Nov 18 02:46
Hero1nAct1on

Actions have consequences.

11 Nov 18 10:00
unroberto3

lej mudel... pridem zjeban s Å¡ihta... in se ne preselim...in kaj pol...zajebu sem.... ti pa si res govno.... to je razlika med nama:)