Joke #7

- Why do monks have bald spots on their heads?

-Keep going, my son.- *rubs/paths top of head *

Joke #8

A woman wakes up all wet every morning. Head, shoulders, arms, everything.
Worried she might have some sort of medical problem, she goes to all the doctors possible.
None manage to find out whats wrong with her.
However, eventually they find out its her husbands fault. He has been
spitting on her in bed. When asked why he did it, he replied:

-I watch porn in the evening after she goes to sleep. I often turn my head to her and say -Look at the sort of women men have sex with- and then the rest comes naturally...

Joke #9

- How do you spot a rich man from Somalia?

By the Rolex around his waist.

Which one did YOU like?