It started like any good fanfiction:
One man.
One keyboard.
One overflowing wishlist of game features.

Enter TommiGunz, visionary, economist, possible sleep-deprived blacksmith.
He posts his holy document:

“Allow us to trade ICBMs like Pokémon cards.”
“Let us craft q1 boosters with a broken DS and 2 AA batteries.”
“AC for 90 days a month. You heard me.”

Historians will remember this as the Great eDominations Christmas Letter to Admin Claus.



Chapter One: TommiGunz Builds the Economy (in his mind)

TommiGunz wants:

Full-scale resource to weapon bartering. Shields that fuse like Dragon Ball Z characters. Booster factories that run on pure vibes. ICBM rocket bazaars on Craigslist. AC missions 3 times a day, even on Mars.

This man didn’t suggest a balance tweak.
He opened a multiversal rift in the game economy and summoned Diablo.



Chapter Two: Admin Wields the Hammer of Nope

Admin entered like a Final Boss with no chill:

❌ No
❌ No
❌ No
❌ No
? No
❌ Step by step, my guy. Chill. Go drink water.

He didn’t sugarcoat.
He didn’t compromise.
He straight-up Naruto-punched the wish list into orbit and said:

“UC already pumps too much energy.
You get nothing, and you’ll like it.”

Chapter Three: Negotiation Breakdown

TommiGunz: “Let us craft war gear using house packs and leftover pickles.”
Admin: “No.”
TommiGunz: “Make AC every day, please. I miss stuff. I have kids.”
Admin: “No. AC is sacred. Also, stop trying to add everything at once.”
TommiGunz: *uploads a new suggestion doc titled “Game Reborn v7.8 Alpha Ice Cream Edition”*
Admin: *logs off to cry in binary*



Bonus Meme Concepts:

• TommiGunz Be Like:
“Hey admin, can we make tanks out of carrots?”
Admin: *No*
Tommi: “Okay, but what if it’s organic carrots?”

• Admin’s Office Sign:
“Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.™”

• New Achievement Unlocked:
“Suggest 47 features in one breath and get roasted by admin in under 60 seconds.”



Final Suggestion

Let’s meet halfway:

Allow crafting one q1 booster using:

1 broken DS 1 melted ice cream 1 El Greco chant

Call it the Turtle Booster.
It boosts nothing. But it feels emotionally satisfying.



#WishlistWarfare
#AdminNoGodMode
#EconomyBuiltInMSPaint